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6 year old cousin: “Have you had any girlfriends?”
Me: “Ummm… Yes?”
Cousin: “How many?”
Me: “3…”
Cousin: “Where they overweighted?”
I swear I can’t stop laughing.

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detention:

I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%

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egberts:

intercourse more like yes of course

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fronted:

following everyone back until i find a tumblr girlfriend (: message me if i missed you!

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amoying:

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

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